Murphy's Laws which you have not studied
of Equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5
min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call you in 5
min!
In a Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to
move faster than the one you are in now.
Of Telephone
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will
begin to itch.
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible
corner.
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when
you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work,
it will.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
reach.
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive
last.
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee
is cold.
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...
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